Dear Miss Patience,
Hope this finds you in the best of your patience. I write to you with a humble request. In my most testing times, I plead you not to leave me in the lurch. No doubt you have been my constant companion in times of peace, but it is during the turbulent times that I need you the most. Quite ironically, that is when you begin to slip away from me just as dry sand would if I'd try to grasp it.
Mr. Fury is always on the lookout for an opportunity to take your place when you desert me. He acts like a spark of fire in a box of gun powder. No doubt he is a satiating vent, but he cannot be a perpetual means of tackling retards and their boloney. I firmly believe that Mr. Fury must always be the last resort in such situations, and my belief cannot be affirmed without your support. Being the peace loving, non violent person that I am, I would like to give a fair chance to all those imbeciles trying so hard to test my equation with you to rectify their folly (at least once!). I know you have a strong repulsion to hogwash. I share your sentiments and sometimes hope I too could evaporate into thin air, like you do, when confronted with exasperating situations created by infinitely exasperating individuals. Unfortunately, Nature did not grant me that virtue and it solely remains your forte.
I must inform you that the world is full of cretins who knowingly/ unknowingly do things that might perturb even an insane being like me. I do not demand too much from you. But just be in the offing and give me the strength to sympathise with these little jokes of the Almighty instead of plotting to strangle them. I do not want you stick with me all the time. I understand that you too have your limitations after all, and it is only natural for you to lose your 'patience' in the process. So don't worry, I will grant you your vacation to Hawaii when I decide to take charge of things for a while. However, it could be worth a try, to collaborate and generate a bearable level of tolerance in me to maintain world peace.
P.S. - Honestly, I don't care a hoot for world peace. Stay with me because beating the living daylights out of people is illegal!
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Yours truly,
Moi.
Hope this finds you in the best of your patience. I write to you with a humble request. In my most testing times, I plead you not to leave me in the lurch. No doubt you have been my constant companion in times of peace, but it is during the turbulent times that I need you the most. Quite ironically, that is when you begin to slip away from me just as dry sand would if I'd try to grasp it.
Mr. Fury is always on the lookout for an opportunity to take your place when you desert me. He acts like a spark of fire in a box of gun powder. No doubt he is a satiating vent, but he cannot be a perpetual means of tackling retards and their boloney. I firmly believe that Mr. Fury must always be the last resort in such situations, and my belief cannot be affirmed without your support. Being the peace loving, non violent person that I am, I would like to give a fair chance to all those imbeciles trying so hard to test my equation with you to rectify their folly (at least once!). I know you have a strong repulsion to hogwash. I share your sentiments and sometimes hope I too could evaporate into thin air, like you do, when confronted with exasperating situations created by infinitely exasperating individuals. Unfortunately, Nature did not grant me that virtue and it solely remains your forte.
I must inform you that the world is full of cretins who knowingly/ unknowingly do things that might perturb even an insane being like me. I do not demand too much from you. But just be in the offing and give me the strength to sympathise with these little jokes of the Almighty instead of plotting to strangle them. I do not want you stick with me all the time. I understand that you too have your limitations after all, and it is only natural for you to lose your 'patience' in the process. So don't worry, I will grant you your vacation to Hawaii when I decide to take charge of things for a while. However, it could be worth a try, to collaborate and generate a bearable level of tolerance in me to maintain world peace.
P.S. - Honestly, I don't care a hoot for world peace. Stay with me because beating the living daylights out of people is illegal!
~
Yours truly,
Moi.
